Today's Joke:
"Well, Mrs O'Connor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor
questioned his client.
"Tell me about it. Do you have
a grudge?"
"Oh, no," replied Mrs O'Connor. "Faith, we only have a carport."
The solicitor tried again. "Well, does the man beat you up?"
"No, no," said Mrs. O'Connor, looking puzzled, "I'm always first out
of bed."
Still hopeful, the solicitor tried once again. "Well, does he want
to engage in
unnatural connubial practices?"
"Sure now, he plays the flute, but I don't think he knows anything
about the
connubial."
Now desperate, the solicitor pushed on. "What I'm trying to find out
are what
grounds you have."
"Bless you, sir. We live in a flat -- not even a window box, let
alone grounds!"
"Mrs O'Connor," the solicitor said in considerable exasperation,
"you need a reason
that the court can consider.
What is the reason for your seeking this divorce?"
"Ah, well now," said the lady, "Sure it's because the man can't hold
an intelligent
conversation."
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