Today's Joke:
One afternoon, Pat met Mick, whom he hadn't seen for quite some
time. After
chatting for a while, Pat asked
Mick what he was doing with himself at the moment. Mick told Pat
that he was
studying at University College in
Dublin.
"And what" asked Pat, "be you studying?"
"Logic," replied Mick.
"What's Logic?" Pat wanted to know.
"Well!" said Mick, "Do you have a goldfish?" Pat: "I do!"
Mick: "So, you probably have the fish for your kid?!" Pat: "That's
right!"
Mick: "So... Having kids means your probably married!" Pat: "That's
right!"
Mick: "So being married means you're not a homosexual!" Pat: "That's
right!"
Mick explains that it was Logic that allowed him to figure all that
out. The boys
say goodbye and head off in
different directions.
An hour later, Pat meets his mate Seamus. After a while Seamus asked
Pat had he
seen Mick around. Pat
explains that he met Mick only an hour ago. Shamey says, "And what's
old Mick doing
with himself?" Pat replies
"He's studying Logic at the University."
Seamus: "And what's Logic?"
Pat: "Let me explain....Do you have a goldfish?"
Seamus: "I do!"
Pat: "So you're not a homosexual then!"
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