Today's Joke:
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for
the opening
ceremonies of the summer
Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate.
Security was very
tight, however, and each of their
attempts was met with a stern refusal.
While wandering around outside the stadium, the Englishman came
upon construction site,
which gave him an
idea. Grabbing a length of scaffolding, he presented himself at
the gate and said,
"Johnson, the pole vault," and
was admitted.
The Scotsman, overhearing this, went at once to search the site.
When he came up with a
sledge hammer, he
presented himself at the gate and said, "McTavish, the hammer." He
was also admitted.
The Irishman combed the site for an hour and was nearly ready to
give up when he
spotted his ticket in. Seizing
a roll of barbed wire, he presented himself at the gate and
announced, "O'Sullivan,
fencing."
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